This 1960s obscure vinyl record, finally restored via ai music magic, was written by members of The Pulp specifically for their group leader. “He sang that sh*t every night and didn’t think anything of it,” Pulp member Jonas Spritz said in a Motown documentary. “Then one night before a show he starts asking us who we wrote the song about. When we all kinda stared at him blankly, he stormed off, then he showed up with a bottle of orange juice and started throwing it in our eyes. Got himself real good too. We still had to go out and perform. Couldn’t even see where the mics were. Shout out to “Big Hand” Harrison on bass for holding down the rhythm while we stumbled through our set.”
Streaming now on most major platforms including:
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/4juWXSstSGMkAbjtDLPsYQ
Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/almost-vinyl/1750016202
Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/albums/B0DCHMWP8J
Lyrics:
I see you complainin' (see you complainin')
About how bad your day's been (how bad your day's been)
You're actin' all mopey
Sayin' your friends are all phony
But have you given thought (given time)
Bout why you are distraut (not a lot)
I think it's time to self reflect before you f*ck your whole life up
Have ever tried not bein' a pr*ck?
You're always bitchin' us out and we're all sick of your sh*t
So I'm gonna tell you now to just get over it
Sit your a** down (sit down)
Shut the h*ll up (zip it shut)
Or pretty soon all your friends and family won't give a f*ck
(Have you ever tried not bein' a pr*ck?)
It's a novel idea (a brand new idea)
I think you've never considered (you've never considered)
Your mouth's hangin' open
And you look f*ckin' bewildered
But if I know you (I know you)
And I'm sure a do (Sure I do)
I doubt anything I'm sayin' has a real to chance to get through
Have ever tried not bein' a pr*ck?
Your girlfriend left cause she was sick of your sh*t
And everyone you work with prays that you would quit
Sit your a** down (sit down)
Shut the h*ll up (zip it shut)
Or pretty soon all your friends and family won't give a f*ck
(Have you ever tried not bein' a pr*ck?)
You shouldn't have to think twice
Is that f*cking hard to be nice?
And I have my doubts
The words I'm sorry could possibly ever come outta your mouth!
Have ever tried not bein' a pr*ck?
You're always sayin' we should go out then you never pay for sh*t
Everyone we know thinks you're a whiny little b*tch
Sit your a** down (sit down)
Shut the h*ll up (zip it shut)
Or pretty soon all your friends and family won't give a f*ck
(Have you ever tried not bein' a pr*ck?)
Have you ever tried it? (ever tried it?!)
What the h*ll is wrong with you?
(you got a few screws loose)
Streaming now on most major platforms including:
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/4juWXSstSGMkAbjtDLPsYQ
Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/almost-vinyl/1750016202
Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/albums/B0DCHMWP8J
Lyrics:
I see you complainin' (see you complainin')
About how bad your day's been (how bad your day's been)
You're actin' all mopey
Sayin' your friends are all phony
But have you given thought (given time)
Bout why you are distraut (not a lot)
I think it's time to self reflect before you f*ck your whole life up
Have ever tried not bein' a pr*ck?
You're always bitchin' us out and we're all sick of your sh*t
So I'm gonna tell you now to just get over it
Sit your a** down (sit down)
Shut the h*ll up (zip it shut)
Or pretty soon all your friends and family won't give a f*ck
(Have you ever tried not bein' a pr*ck?)
It's a novel idea (a brand new idea)
I think you've never considered (you've never considered)
Your mouth's hangin' open
And you look f*ckin' bewildered
But if I know you (I know you)
And I'm sure a do (Sure I do)
I doubt anything I'm sayin' has a real to chance to get through
Have ever tried not bein' a pr*ck?
Your girlfriend left cause she was sick of your sh*t
And everyone you work with prays that you would quit
Sit your a** down (sit down)
Shut the h*ll up (zip it shut)
Or pretty soon all your friends and family won't give a f*ck
(Have you ever tried not bein' a pr*ck?)
You shouldn't have to think twice
Is that f*cking hard to be nice?
And I have my doubts
The words I'm sorry could possibly ever come outta your mouth!
Have ever tried not bein' a pr*ck?
You're always sayin' we should go out then you never pay for sh*t
Everyone we know thinks you're a whiny little b*tch
Sit your a** down (sit down)
Shut the h*ll up (zip it shut)
Or pretty soon all your friends and family won't give a f*ck
(Have you ever tried not bein' a pr*ck?)
Have you ever tried it? (ever tried it?!)
What the h*ll is wrong with you?
(you got a few screws loose)
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