Santa Needs A Beer ♫ Your NEW classic Christmas song!

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♪ Santa Needs A Beer ♫

Available on iTunes/Apple Music:
https://music.apple.com/us/album/santa-needs-a-beer-single/1783893789

Available on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/track/4wWQDSUZoQ4Gy2JUryAswz?si=383fac9dc2714d64

YouTube Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YhQGE5mkyM

...and wherever refined and distinguished musical works are sold!

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This humorous country-western Christmas song, "Santa Needs A Beer", is a playful twist on Christmas Eve. The lyrics reflect Santa's frustrations with modern challenges—like burglar alarms, security cameras, and more!

It’s a satirical take perfect for spreading laughter during the holidays! Featuring Santa, reindeer, elves, milk, cookies, and of course, BEER! Making it fun for the whole family!

Available on Spotify™, iTunes™, Apple Music™ and more!

= = = Lyrics and Music ©2024 J. Gravelle - All Rights Reserved = = =

Santa's job ain't easy, it gets harder every year
Burglar alarms, cameras, no place to park the deer
Dogs who want to bite his sack can ruin his Christmas cheer
So Santa don't want milk and cookies, Santa needs a beer

Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Style, Hamms, most any beer will do
If you think Santa don't drink, just know it isn't true
Don't judge him (if you had his job, you'd probably drink too)
Forget the milk and cookies, and leave the man a brew

Santa's job ain't easy, it gets harder every year
Burglar alarms, cameras, no place to park the deer
Pops and barley helps the fat man get his butt in gear
Santa don't want milk and cookies, Santa needs a beer

Miller, Molson, Moosehead, maybe he might want one more
Maybe one last Michelob on his way out the door
That last Corona made him feel like some conquistador
Oh no, one too many! Santa woke up on the floor!

Santa's job ain't easy, it gets harder every year
Burglar alarms, cameras, no place to park the deer
Dogs who want to bite his sack can ruin his Christmas cheer
So Santa don't want milk and cookies, Santa needs a beer

Now you know why Santa Claus is such a jolly dude
But if he runs out of beer, he might get ornery and rude
Sober Santa's something that we probably all should fear
No, Santa don't want milk and cookies, Santa needs a beer

You can flush your milk and cookies, Santa needs a beer!

= = = Lyrics and Music ©2024 J. Gravelle - All Rights Reserved = = =

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